function insertQuote() {
var quote = new Array();
quote[0] = "“Nothing is worth more than this day.”
—Goethe";
quote[1] = "“It’s no good running a pig farm badly for thirty years while saying, ‘Really I was meant to be a ballet dancer.’ By that time, pigs will be your style.”
—Quentin Crisp";
quote[2] = "“The first step is to find out what you love—and don’t be practical about it. The second step is to start doing what you love immediately, in any small way possible.”
—Barbara Sher";
quote[3] = "“I never did a day’s work in my life. It was all fun.”
—Thomas Edison";
quote[4] = "“Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get.”
—Anonymous";
quote[5] = "“Turn your stumbling blocks into stepping stones.”
—Anonymous";
quote[6] = "“If a window of opportunity appears don't pull down the shade.”
—Tom Peters";
quote[7] = "“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.”
—Milton Berle";
quote[8] = "“Abundance is about being rich, with or without money.”
—Suze Orman";
quote[9] = "“If God came in and said, ‘I want you to be happy for the rest of your life,’ what would you do?”
—Bernie Siegel";
quote[10] = "“I've never been a millionaire, but I bet I'd be darling at it.”
—Dorothy Parker";
quote[11] = "“I have have found that most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.”
—Abraham Lincoln";
quote[12] = "“It has always seemed to me that hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.”
—Norman Cousins";
var rand = Math.floor(Math.random() * quote.length);
document.write(""+quote[rand]+"
");
}
insertQuote();